Probing the Depths of My Insanity

- One of my life's goals was to order expensive, imported water. I did. It was water, alright. Water. Just water. I've told that story on dates. If you can't handle that, you can't handle me.
- My esoteric sense of humor reaches four people. Including me.
- One of the qualities of a badass writer is his or her use of sentence fragments and inappropriately placed punctuation.
- I have a Dungeons and Dragons character named "Pants O'Callahan." Our adventuring party is "The Doubtfire Goons." Needless to say, this is our less-than-serious campaign. Stress relief at its finest.
- I blame my slight social awkwardness on the fact that I am an actor. I'm used to being told where to stand, and having the words I'm supposed to say written down for me.
- I also use the above to excuse myself when I can't stop talking.
- I am not eccentric. I am much too poor for that label.

...And finally,

I enjoy pen shopping.

JSLC